That’s why when I see you, I feel very touched. I don’t know what is the best thing to do. I just do my best. I also don’t know what’s the best. I never see it as “That’s the best – it’s enough.” I never think it’s enough, but I can only do my best. I always think of you as the best, best people in the whole universe. I always think how lucky I am, always meeting such good people. So good, so good, and so kind, so generous, so big-hearted, and so loyal, and so highly spiritual, so intelligent, so wise, and so loving, so loving, so much love.
I’m just saying you are the best. Enlightened, benevolent, generous, and honest. You’re the best in every way. I feel I’m very… “interested,” very… (Honored.) No… “Honored” is right, but very “lucky” as well. (Fortunate.) Fortunate. Fortunate. I can never finish talking about your merits. I can’t. (Master, we are the most fortunate ones.) (We are good because Master is good.) I don’t know what’s good about me. I don’t know how good I am. I just know you are very good. I just know I’m very lucky. (Master, You’re the best.) (Yes.) I do hope also, for your sake, for your sake, because what good is it if you are the best and get the worst master? It doesn’t match. Right? So, maybe I’m also good, so we’re compatible. Otherwise, you would’ve run away and “divorced” me long time [ago].
I’m so happy to see you. I’ll see you again tomorrow. (Yes.) I’ve got to go and have a look at the pet(-people), the animal-people. (Yes.) They are so good, so good. My God, they are so good. You have no idea how good they are, so intelligent. And they speak English, even. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Many of them do, every day. “I love you. I love you.” “How are you?” “Where you go? Where are you going?” “What are you doing?” “Oh, my God!” “What have you done?” “Come here!” All that. Especially if I bring out their favorite vegan food. They say, “Ooh, I love You. I love You. I love You.” And then fly over to pick something. Can you imagine? Such small bird(-people) and talk English. Can sing, can dance. Some of them sing, “La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la” all day. And yes, real, I’m not kidding.
I don’t even have time to teach them so much, and they learn by themselves. I put [on] video for them. I put [on the] TV, tape. I put Buddha’s chanting. Buddha’s chanting. They are learning. Not as fast as you do, though, but they are yogis. Oh, they are good, good, good. They’re good. They are pure vegan. They are quiet. They’re very, very obedient, beautiful beings, and speak English. I can’t believe they are so small. Some are so small like that and also speak English. “Hallo. Hallo.” And “How are you?” And “Ha, ha, it’s funny.” I ask them, “Are you happy?” “Ha, ha, ha, ha.” “Are you angry?” “Arghh.” Yeah.
But they don’t always do it when you want. If you want them to do it when you want, then you have to spend time to train them. I don’t like to do that. It’s too unnatural and also suffering, because in the morning I’d like to sleep. I cannot talk too much in the morning. But you have to starve them. For example, in the night, you have to take all the food out and don’t let them eat anything until after you train them. And you tell them to do anything you want. If you have time, you can go into like a parrot(-people) jungle or some animal(-people) stuff. They train the animal(-people) to do all kinds of tricks. Even the bird(-people) can do that. They do acrobatics. They parachute and they go on a bicycle. They do skating, roller skating, anything. A lot of things they can do, and a lot of things they can speak, and a lot of songs they can sing. You’d be amazed. If we go to another country, could we even learn something so fast and so precise?
They talk perfect English, “I love you.” Yeah! Yeah! Even “I,” like the English. Not like “I luve you” or “I love voo.” No. “I love you.” Very clear, very clear. When you hear like that, you feel so warm. I don’t even teach them. They just do it. Perhaps, I keep telling them every day, “I love you. Hallo. How are you?” So they just do it. And when they see me: “Hallo!” And if I don’t pay attention, they keep saying, “Hallo!” Yeah. And if I don’t give them nuts, they say, “I love You. I love You. I love You!” My God, and they sometimes answer you. Like I say, “You like to come out?” “Yeah!” Something like that. I say, “Oh, is this good?” “I like it!” Yeah. Things like that. When they answer you promptly, it’s so fun, so funny, so funny. But not always; they do not always do that. They do it when they want, unless I train them hard, like that way. But I don’t care. Whatever they say, they say; whatever they don’t, then they don’t, it’s OK. I don’t need them to be superstars or anything, but they are. Some of them can dance; they’d dance for you. And whistle very beautifully, songs and all that, and dance together, beautiful. OK. If I have time and if we have a chance, I’ll just let them run around for you to look.
Anyhow, you go to sleep now so that you can meditate tomorrow. No? (Yes.) OK. See you. (See You.) Anyway, have fun. Try to meditate as much as you can. (OK.) But no rules. OK? No rules. It’s Christmas and we don’t see each other for a long time. If you want to be a Buddha quickly, then meditate a lot. If you want to hang around, it’s OK. You’re all grown up. I don’t want to impose any rules on you anymore. You know what to do. You’re free. And you’re good, so, I’m good too. (Yes.)
Anybody else I have not touched your head yet? Anybody I have not touched their head? (No.) Not yet? Everybody has? (I love You, Master.) (I love You.) (I love You.) Love you. Love you. I just squeeze myself out because I’m very small. Anybody I have not touched your head yet? I see you guys. Oh, somebody cannot see me. Can you go down? Go down a little. (Yes.) Hey. (Ah, Master.) Big one, little one, bigger one. Oh my, you’ve grown so much! (My husband and I are here to greet You, Master.) Nice hair. Anybody else did not have their head touched? Anybody not had their head touched yet? (Not yet.) Alright. Not yet? (Not yet.) Not yet? (Not yet.) Not yet. OK. The ones already touched, can you maybe go a little outside? (Thank You, Master.) Somebody else? (Master.) (I wasn’t touched.) (Thank You.) (Thank You, Master.) You’re welcome. Anybody else? Oh, OK, baby. (Thank You, Master.) OK. OK. OK. (Thank You, Master.) You take the opportunity. (So happy! Thank You, Master.) OK. Anyone else? (Yes, there are more, Master.)
Not yet? Anybody not touched yet? (Master.) Oh dear, are you sick? Why do you look so down? (Yes, I’m very sick, Master.) Oh no, it’s so cold? (Yes, I have a really bad headache, Master.) OK, OK. Put this hand inside. (I have a headache.) Put your hand inside, it’ll feel better, warmer. (Let me have a kiss too.) (A kiss.) Do you have it? Do you have gloves? (Yes.) Something like that? (My head hurts so much, Master.) It’s because it’s cold, cold. (Yes.) It’s the cold. Does anyone have gloves to lend? Anyone? (Give it to Master.) (Yes, there’s a place nearby that sells them.) They sell them? Oh, then give... (There’s one.) (I have a scarf to wrap up with.) (Yes. I just took some medicine too.) You need to wear this all the time to keep warm, OK? (Yes, yes.) You’re already sick, if you don’t wear it, it’ll be cold. (I already wore it, Master.) Oh, what’s that? A hat? (Yes, here.) Do you have a hat? (Here it is, Master, here.) Do you? (Yes, here it is.) (Then just wear the hat, that’s enough.) The hat is to keep warm. Both hands need to be warm. (Yes, yes, thank You, Master.) (Thank You, Master.)
(One more kiss, one more kiss, one more kiss.) Oh my God! (A friend, Master. Yes, a friend.) Where did you sleep? In a tent? (Yes, I slept in a tent.) Was the tent cold? (Yes, but there was also a girl with me.) Oh, you two slept together? (Yes, we slept together.) Ah, that’s a bit warmer then. (Yes, thank You, Master.) Got something warm to cover yourselves with? (Yes, yes, we do.) You have to use it, OK? (Yes, we do.) I’m sorry. It’s at home, yeah, I know, but you have to sleep warmly, OK? (Yes.) Walking back and forth, it gets really cold, doesn’t it? (Yes, thank You, Master.) Poor thing. It’s so cold? (My friend.) Your friend? (Yes.) My friend and your friend. Who else? Who hasn’t had their head touched yet? Who, who not yet? (Me! I haven’t had it twice. Me too. Not twice yet.) Someone warm, give her a hug. (Hugging Master is warmer. Master, I feel better now. I’m better now.) Poor thing! It’s cold; old already and still came down here just to get colder. Alright, that’s it.
Everybody happy? (Yes.) Anybody I did not touch yet? Yes? Come here, baby. For you. Anyone else? No? Finished? You already have? Again? (Again.) OK. That’s it. I will see you later. (Bye.) (I love You so much.) I love you, too. I love you. “I luv you.” “I love you.” (I love You.) My parrot(-people) will teach you how to speak English. “I love…” (“I love You.”) Anybody didn’t have their head touched yet? Is there anyone who hasn’t been touched? All touched? (OK.) Touched? (Master, we love You.) I love you. Anybody hasn’t been touched? (I haven’t.) Has she been touched? Come, come. If your head hasn’t been touched, come get it. Have you been touched? Anybody didn’t have their head touched? Come here. Come if you haven’t been touched.
Hi. How are you guys? (Good. How are You?) Yeah? OK. Anybody else I haven’t touched? Anybody, anybody? Come, come so that you’re happy. Anybody else? (Thank You.) Please don’t be shy when I ask. Please come. Finished? Anyone whose head hasn’t been touched? (Me.) Is that so? Anybody? Come here. Anybody. Yeah, come back here. It’s you again? Anybody? (Master, I haven’t had my head touched yet.) Not yet? (Thank You, Master.) Oh, poor thing! OK. Anybody? All done? OK. (OK.) Alright. Tomorrow. Who hasn’t been touched?
English? You cold? My goodness. So cold. God. Go take care, OK, girl? My God, you’re so cold. Maybe put [them] in your pocket or something. Take care. OK? (Thank You.) Please take care that you’re warm. Otherwise, you’ll get sick. OK? Take care, take care. Alright? Take care. Put your hands in your pocket, on your ears, whatever, but keep warm. Keep warm, alright, guys? (Yes.) Is there anyone… Why didn’t I see you till now? (Yes, yes, yes. I’ve been seeing Master.) I thought you didn’t come. (I did. I’m here. I’m here. Hallo, Master.) Wonderful. Long time no see. Why have you lost weight? (Have I?) Yes. Too many kids and too many worries. (Bye-bye.) Bye-bye.
If they don’t have money, just let them have them for free. Don’t sell them. (OK.) Be quick and distribute them to those who are feeling cold. Do they have heat packs or something like that? (Yes, yes.) Yes, huh? (Yes.) Hurry and distribute them to… For those who feel cold, go get the heat packs quickly. Free of charge for today only. The ones who are cold and don’t have money, don’t have [American] money, whatever, just go and get the bag (heat packs). OK? Get the warm packet. Understand? (Yes.) Good. Good. Go get the warm packet. OK. I’m going. Love you, love you, too. Love you, love you, love you, love you. Love, love, love, love, love, love. Again? (Bye) (Bye, Master.) (Bye) (Bye, Master.) (See You tomorrow, Master.)
(It’s OK.) Is your wife here? (No.) Are you that cold? (Not really.) Why so cold then? (It’s not that. My low blood pressure is the cause for them to be like this all the time. My hands are always cold.) Me too. (I don’t feel cold. No, I don’t.) My blood pressure is also low. But it’s warm enough for me to wear like this. Why are you so cold? (I don’t feel cold. It’s just…) Really? (Only cold in the hands.) (Only cold in the hands. Yes.) The hands are cold, but the heart is warm. (Yes, yes.) (Yes.) (Yes.) OK. See you! (See You, Master.) (See You!) I love you! (Love You.) (Goodbye, Master. So lovely.)
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